Anonymous Story

The following entertaining little anecdotes come to us from an EMS provider working in Texas. Specific details are removed to keep in line with HIPAA. If you want to share a good story please email us!

We called out for "sick call". On scene pt says she's constipated, and the Metamucil didn't work

While working dayshift, I was catching up on reports in one of our casino parking lot. Casino Security approached me and advised me a female patron reported that a male individual attempted to urinate on her and all over the sidewalk outside the main entrance, and nearly urinated on other patrons.

Here’s the synopsis of a call my partner and I ran today. A transport company dumped a 550lb woman off their litter onto the sidewalk. Loss of consciousness, head, neck, back pain, right side pain. Requested the Bariatric ambulance from our company (wide litter, ramps, winch, and other equipment).

Urban Dictionary defines Paramedic as: Absolutely the last person in the world you want to fuck with. With that being said here is 10 things you never want to say or do in front of a Paramedic. 10) State with no distress that your pain level is a number greater than 10! (Now you’re really not getting pain meds from ...

A story sent to us by a fan I love the guys with the private ambulance company that comes to the retirement home where I work, they’re great and don’t treat us like we’re stupid just because we’re security. I do not however get along with their dispatcher.

I work in Boulder CO. and on 4/20 we braced for the slaughter, but it was relatively quiet. Around 10p we got toned out to a city just north of Boulder for a “possible overdose” we ran out lights and siren. Upon arrival on scene there were already five BPD officers on scene.

Our community recently had a hostage situation well outside of town at a rural farm house. The lane leading up to the house was a long narrow one lane driveway that was about a mile long. Multiple police, ambulance and fire vehicles had the lane completely blocked off down at the entrance from the rural highway. As negations drag on the SWAT guys deiced to load up in their armored ...